Cannot Stop Watching

I have a TV. Yes, stop the presses. ;-) I have not had one since I moved out on my own. I watched stuff online and never sat on my couch. I was always at my computer desk - which for movie and TV viewing it is something I very much dislike. Now I have a TV, cable and a subscription to the Movie Network.And I now sit on my couch. Right now as I get ready for tonight's burlesque performance I am watching the movie Valentine's Day. My goodness is it awful. My goodness is it not Love Actually. My goodness can I not stop watching.